Going Through The Motions of Life
wouldyoumindifijust:

kurtle-the-turtle:

what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff.

a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney princess. 

wouldyoumindifijust:

kurtle-the-turtle:

what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff.

a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney princess. 

fannishbeth:

twinntastic-vegan-princes:

evilfeminist:

Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

That is rape culture

THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

yungwalterwhite:

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

i never seen a nigga thrown under the bus so fast in my life

big-bad-sourwolf22:

freddiefrowns:

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.

I work in Poundland where “Everything’s £1” (that’s literally our slogan) and I had a lady pretty much scream at me for charging her £1 for a can of drink (even though I explained the item was 3 for 1)

Junicha Masuda - Cerulean City/Fuschia City
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nintendo-audio:

Pokemon: Red Version ~ Cerulean City/Fuschia City

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

vinebox:

Suck Cam

abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

lennythereviewer:

columbiaskies:

chibi-brian:

bunnys-girl1:

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favourite ‘countries’ posts. Continued compilations as asked for by anon.

gonna try the syrup one someday

I’m starting to think that people have a very low opinion of America

Uh, yeah fun fact. The rest of the world hates us…

We’re the fucking joke of the entire planet, our country is that guy who doesn’t realize the joke is on them

gabifresh:

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